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May 23 I hav a speling kunditshun...is no curA poor shun of the pro seeds iz do nate ted to chair hitty April 12 My hands hurt from wood carvingStarted my woodcarving class and last night worked on the Kingfisher design. After 3 hours of work, my hands are sore today April 10 It's my first day...American: Attention Homer Simpson: you have ten seconds to explain your actions before we open fire. Homer: Uh...it's my first day! -- "Simpson Tide" % Laughter comes from those on the English speaking boat. Homer then % proceeds to address the international crews in their native languages. He % speaks in Spanish, Chinese, and 'Penguin'. Back in Washington, however, % Homer has to face the music before a committee of five admirals. Admiral #1: Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy a black eye from which it may never recover. I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted on the Tailhook scandal. Goodbye! Admiral #2: I, too, would punish you, but, I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors. Admiral #3: I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship. Admiral #4: Impersonating the First Lady! -- "Simpson Tide" % The fifth admiral doesn't even decide to speak, but instead files out, % like the other four, in non-prosecution. Homer stands in an empty room, % except for the janitor, who says "I think you're off the hook." "Woo % hoo!" April 07 Goodbye ehomeI am leaving the eHome group after almost 4 years...Off to a new team as a Sr. Program Manager March 27 Scrubbing BubbledDetox is like a thousand scrubbing bubbles. Hope my colon is up to the task... |
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