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May 26

Gout

hurts...
May 23

I hav a speling kunditshun...is no cur

A poor shun of the pro seeds iz do nate ted to chair hitty
April 27

Coccyx Hurts

And I dont know why :(
April 12

My hands hurt from wood carving

Started my woodcarving class and last night worked on the Kingfisher design.  After 3 hours of work, my hands are sore today
April 10

It's my first day...

American: Attention Homer Simpson: you have ten seconds to explain your
          actions before we open fire.
   Homer: Uh...it's my first day!
-- "Simpson Tide"

% Laughter comes from those on the English speaking boat.  Homer then
% proceeds to address the international crews in their native languages.  He
% speaks in Spanish, Chinese, and 'Penguin'.  Back in Washington, however,
% Homer has to face the music before a committee of five admirals.

Admiral #1: Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy a black eye
            from which it may never recover.  I would throw the book at you,
            but I've been indicted on the Tailhook scandal.  Goodbye!
Admiral #2: I, too, would punish you, but, I'm under indictment for
            accepting bribes from military contractors.
Admiral #3: I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship.
Admiral #4: Impersonating the First Lady!
-- "Simpson Tide"

% The fifth admiral doesn't even decide to speak, but instead files out,
% like the other four, in non-prosecution.  Homer stands in an empty room,
% except for the janitor, who says "I think you're off the hook." "Woo
% hoo!"

April 07

Goodbye ehome

I am leaving the eHome group after almost 4 years...Off to a new team as a Sr. Program Manager
March 27

Scrubbing Bubbled

Detox is like a thousand scrubbing bubbles. Hope my colon is up to the task...
 
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